Interesting Comments by Teachers

Student: Miss! I'm really sorry I completely forgot, can I please have another appointment I'll remember it this time?

Teacher: Unlike you, I have a schedule. All my balls are in the air at the same time!, if I don't juggle on time, my balls will fall!

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Student: Sir, over here near the trees, I will make another pavilion, this one for bird watching.

Teacher: Why? Is there a girls college here that people can sit "bird-watch"

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Student: Sir I don't have that drawing because I used it for this model

Teacher: That is the lamest excuse that I have ever heard in the HIStory of lame excuses!!

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Student: Sir, I don't want that people from the adjoining high rises watch the activity in my library

Teacher: Why? Who is bathing there?

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Students presenting

Teacher: Your presentation looks like you've forced a BMW sticker on an old Suzuki!

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Student: Sir, I have made a glass walkway, to provide a precarious feeling.

Teacher: oh yes! you will be precarious when people will look up, see ur skirt, and go WOW!!!!

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Student: Miss, the user will have to crawl through this underground glass tunnel.

Teacher: and look at that earthworm stuck on the other side? pchik!